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Some Flirts and Jokes Removed on the PTR, Fathom Dweller Available in NA, DLC #791

Some Flirts and Jokes Removed on the PTR
Redditor Tengenflare has noticed that some flirts and jokes have been removed from the game on the 9.1.5 PTR.

Edit: More races have had their flirts and jokes removed, you can see the full list in this spreadsheet made by keyboardturner.

Originally Posted by Tengenflare

Removed Flirts

Pandaren Female:

“Let me show you my kung fu grip”
“Oh, I’ve never done THAT before.. Uh… You’re not doing it right…”

Pandaren Male:

“Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no… For you, monkey style.”
“Nice pants. What’s the drop rate?”
“Yeah, I would tap dat keg.”
“Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?”

Dwarf Female:

“I’ll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs.”

Dwarf Male:

“I must be asleep, ’cause you are a dream come true. Also, I’m slightly damp.”

Female Worgen:

(None)

Male Worgen:

(None)

Male Tauren:

“Free rides for the ladies.”
“Y’know, older bulls really only have one function.”

Female Tauren:

“I’ve got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?”

Removed Jokes

Pandaren Female:

(None)

Pandaren Male:

(None)

Dwarf Female:

“No they’re not real, but thanks for noticing.”
“It’s like my father always used to say: ‘Shut up, and get out.’ “
“My Uncle has brass balls, no really!”
“I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I’ve got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine.”

Dwarf Male:

“(‘Rip!’) “Oh, I’m having a wardrobe malfunction! (‘twang’) Ooo, there’s me hammer.”

Female Worgen:

(None)

Male Worgen:

(None)

Male Tauren:

“Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies.”

Female Tauren:

“One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor.”

Fathom Dweller Mount Available in NA
The Fathom Dweller mount is available in NA for 1 more day!

  • This secret mount is available after unlocking Kosumoth the Hungering and its world quest in Eye of Azshara.
  • For this secret you will have to speak with Drak’thul in the Broken Shore, find the Weathered Relic in the Feldust Cavern and then find 10 hidden orbs scattered across the Broken Isles. This will take around 1 hour to complete.
  • Once you have found all the hidden orbs and got yourself attuned (Void Attunement), the world quest DANGER: Kosumoth the Hungering will appear on the map.
  • The world quest usually rewards the Hungering Claw pet, however once every 4 to 6 months the reward changes to the Fathom Dweller mount.

Dark Legacy Comics #791
DLC #791 has been released!